puppyluver43: I don’t like morning people or mornings or people
azula-hime: fawkes-the—phoenix: huge-motha-fuckin-snake: gi-nnyweasley: harry-ron-andhermione: professorgilderoy-lockhart: enemiesofthe-heir: thechamberofsecrets: has been opened shit don’t worry i’ve got this no fuck you can someone help me rn HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS calm yo tits, i got this.
obliviateyourface: whoever said it’s a small world has never had to sit through the country parade in the olympic opening ceremony
ccolfer: wingaardiumlevi0sa: there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world. out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me. #i hope mine fell in someone’s crotch
checkmarks: can they not walk faster i mean they are athletes
What I think when kids in my class read
youcanbethecaptain: That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word? THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?! Can I sleep? If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand? You can’t pronounce THAT word? WHAT THE HELL The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for My skin’s crawling Oh god not him, his voice sounds...
i-am-oregonian: novaked: “So young - and attractive, very attractive. He’s tall, dressed in a fine gray suit, white shirt, and black tie with unruly dark copper colored hair and intense, bright gray eyes that regard me shrewdly.” That… is one hell of a tie. THE OXFORD COMMA
Me and my mum just fangirl’d over Hanna Sheehy Skeffington and her granddaughter. feminism. yo.
Why haven’t Charlie Byrnes gotten back to me about my EE Cummings book? Whyyyyyyyy.
I am a part of all that I have met– Alfred Tennyson, Ulysses