tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
if you think i’m always online, it’s because i am
yourendorphine: homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years i am crying right now i love you europe
youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
ifearnofish: the best part of eurovision is listening to graham norton get bitchier and bitchier
sweden's host: hello lena!
graham norton: UGH
graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
germany's host: we're having so much fun!
graham norton: speak for yourself lena
mathmaticalkrillbits: “No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging
holepsi: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE EUROVISION
edmundcorcoran: in Europe we don’t say ‘i hate you’ we say ‘nil points’ which roughly translates as ‘we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either’ i think that’s lovely don’t you?
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
bennetwilcox: welcome to europe
kawaii-aussie: basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
me: eats a snack while making a snack
jumbaco: if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
sassings: wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
striderna: there was once a time in my life when i thought 50 followers was a lot But now I have 55 and know better
idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
whimsicalspecks: akitron: buttlarious: tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
sophieloveseverything: FINALLY doing some revision tonight.. euROVISION HEUEHHUEHEUEHE
i used to be a person with a blog but now i’m a blog with a person
sclez: carnivalowl: Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them. You’ve found out my secret. I just want to bang everybody all the time.
aLL i EVER WANTED FROM LIFE WAS TO HAVE CHESSY FROM THE PARENT TRAP AS MY NANNY
Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home